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 Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.

If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.

Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower.

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety.

Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.

I am never at home on Sundays.

Combines are no longer just for farms.

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn't want to subsist on veggie crackers.

It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.

He drank life before spitting it out.

The door slammed on the watermelon.

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.

He didn't understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle.

The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.

I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds.

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.

As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.

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